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Ever wondered...
What Jesus would've sounded like as a Gen Z influencer?
How the parables would hit different if they were in your group chat?
If the disciples had Insta, what would their stories be?
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👉 Relatable AF: Dive into stories that sound like they're straight outta your feeds.
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Peep this sneak peek from the book:
Jesus, walking on water, could have been just another clout-chasing stunt, but nah, it was low-key a masterclass in trust. So, Pete's like, "Bruh, if that's really you, lemme come catch waves too." And J's all, "Bet. Slide on over." Pete steps out, walking on water and all, but then he sees the wind doing the most and gets major shook. Starts sinking, right? And he's like, "Yo, Jesus, help a bro out!" J's there in a hot sec, like, "Fam, why you doubting? You had one job!" Moral of the story? Keep your eyes on the prize, not on the struggle.
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