Seventeen syllables. Infinite thoughts. One sacred seat.
Welcome to the most honest room in the house—where genius strikes mid-sit, existential dread bubbles with the plumbing, and peace is found behind a locked door. Haikus from the Bathroom is a quirky, clever, and surprisingly relatable collection of tiny poems born from the most universal of places: the loo.
Whether you're reflecting on life while reaching for the toilet paper, hiding from humanity in a stall, or simply letting your mind wander mid-scroll, this collection is here to meet you in your moment of pause.
Inside you'll find:
– Existential wipe musings
– Toilet paper debates (over vs. under)
– Shower thoughts and scroll spirals
– Public stall nightmares
– Bidet awakenings
– ...and the odd moment of unexpected beauty
Perfect as a novelty gift, coffee table conversation-starter, or your new favorite bathroom read, Haikus from the Bathroom proves that even the weirdest corners of our day deserve a little poetry.
Sit. Breathe. Flush. Reflect.
You're not alone in here.